Preston Hymas

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

(via the-broken-alchemist)

megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

(via jacksconfusedarousal)

You are now a timelord

timinator232:

metropoliskingdom:

bandgeekfromgallifrey:

the-lost-doctor:

the amount of followers you have is how old you are

the person you reblog this from is your companion

your icon is what your current regeneration looks like

your job (or one of your parent’s jobs) is your timelord name

I’m 366 years old.

the-tardis-saved-sherlock is my companion.

I am a guinea pig.

My name is The Architect.

I am 949 years old.

some Bandgeekfromgallifrey is my companion (see what I did there?)

I look like an 18 year old boy from Florida

I am The Engineer.

I’m 368

Oh great, Will’s my companion

I”M A FRICKING

ELEPHANT SEAL

AND I’M THE CONSULTANT

Man, why do I have to have a fucking seal as my companion? Even as a time lord I still can’t get actual people to hang out with me.

I’m 644 years too old for this shit -_-

deucebowl:

How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?

(via ifoundthisandthoughtitwasfunny)

cybercitrus:

People that think they are going to be magically independent when they become 18.

(via aaamaaa)

mdmay:

ayeleesh:

when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look