Right now I wish I had a giant strip of bacon
I hate getting a haircut they make me take off my headphones
This place has wigs. Should I just shave my head and get one?
Your daily tongue twister is “The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick”
A girl becomes a waitress because she wants a job. A guy becomes a waiter to give hot chicks free food. The circle of life.
Yo mama so fat when God said let there be light she had to move out of the way. What happened to those jokes?
My mom said she would be home in an hour. That was 2 1/2 hours ago. PARTY IS STILL ON! jk lol
Trix cereal now with more ryboflavin! DELICIOUS!
I’m still cracking up about this picture! http://twitpic.com/5esi9
Going to bed to dream about food! I am the fattest link, goodnight.
I just conquored Italy Russia and Indonisia on the World domination app for Myspace. I ROCK!
I thought today was Monday guess I’m living in china time. Or is china time a day earlier?
I watching mythbusters. Can you believe they are on their 7th season already?
We have no state that starts with ‘z’. If I ever get to name a state it would be Zimforta. Don’t ask me why.
Oh, I follow people and post stuff? So what this is Twitter?
O.K. now what is this?
My dialogue? Do I ask a question and someone answers? Well, here goes. HOW DO I USE THIS SITE!?
So confused. Like normal.
I am so confused by this site, but no worries I’ll figure it out. Cause I’m just that good.