March 2012
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Writing a Michael Bay Movie
Writer: "Okay, he drops his son off at school an-"
Bay: "Bomb in the car. Make it explode."
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Writer: "He and his wife go out dancing bef-"
Bay: "Wife punched in the chest. Implants explode."
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Writer: "At the supermarket h-"
Bay: "OH GOD, HE DROPED A GRAPE. INSTANT EXPLOSION."
"but-"
"THIS SCIENCE IS SOUND"
"no, I don-"
"RESIDUAL BLASTS FROM NEARBY BANANAS"
"wha-"
"NUCLEAR APOCALYPSE"
"WHERE'S MY OSCAR?"
“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...”
– President Barack Obama
(via heirofslytherin)
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum’s debit card gets declined at the supermarket and he doesn’t have any cash and there’s a huge line behind him and everyone is glaring at him.
February 2012
perfectlymichie asked: Heyy! How're you? :)
Anonymous asked: that was from good burger actually, which is a movie. :)
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Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Annie: I'm fi-
Michael Jackson: ARE YOU OKAY ANNIE
