July 2012
3 tags
billywilder:
I hate to be “that guy” who finds homoerotic subtext in just about anything, but I was just watching Brokeback Mountain and let me tell you
Watchrecklesslyhopeful:
becomingbrielle:
night made.
You need to watch this or we can’t be friends anymore.
Seriously.
Watch it now.
June 2012
wheelcher:
i have everyone’s nudes hidden in my
My sister had one of these. I didn’t even want to read her diary, but she was so smug about it; so, I’d always break in and leave a note.
legendofleda:
well i just learned a good way to trick/embarrass someone
tell them, “the arm you masturbate with the most is the hairiest”
and they’ll immediately look at one of their arms
i just did it to like
4 people
omg
1 tag
if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
ragingbomer:
ragingbomer:
so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner
then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale
it turns out she bought shampoo
now we have 13 bottles of shampoo
and 0 bottles of conditioner
here’s another fun little tidbit
the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured hair
i am your child have...
horcruxesinthetardis:
saveyoursympathies:
acurlyheadedman:
Six websites I go to when I am upset:
1) When I am disgruntled
2) When I need a quiet place
3) When I want everything to be okay
4) When I need a hug
5) Just click this.
6) When I need to calm down.
Bless this fucking post. All of these are brilliant.
number four is the best thing on the internet.
Teacher: use harassment in a sentence
Student: I was in love with this girl and harassment a lot to me
Anonymous asked: You're starting to look even more cute in your videos, all grown up ^_^
sweet-bitsy:
Guys
Guys
GUYS
Did you know?
did-yuo-kno:
thelifeofasocialretard:
did-yuo-kno:
Gordon Ramsay isn’t paid per hour; he’s paid per profanity.
No he doesn’t.
This is stupid.
Your theme is Organ, therefore you are not entitled to an opinion.
sebskurt:
do you ever get that feeling after you stand up after awhile of sitting or lying down and everything gets heavy and your vision geTS BLACK AND IT FEELS LIKE SATAN IS TRYING TO PULL YOU THROUGH THE FLOOR BUt then everything goes normal and again and you go on with your day
That’s called a head rush.
nosdrinker:
let’s talk about how small a can of soda looks like in shaq’s hand
dildos-and-debutantes:
rescuerhera:
thejoshinator:
mpregbert:
ghostgiggles:
if you play an instrument youre automatically 10x hotter im sorry thats just how the world works
