Twilight
- Grandma: I left my copy of Twilight on your bed. Thought you might want to read it.
- Me: K, thanks. I defecated in your purse. Thought you might want some crap in return.
- Her: ...You could just say 'no thank you'
- Me: But my way is more colorful.
I do things. Secret things. In your room. At night.
